Archive for May 2012

Say No to the Jeffrey Campbell Lita

By Beverly | Published Friday, May 25, 2012

So Im just going to vent about something that I have thought about for a very long time and I still dont really comprehend. Luckily the trend is dying down but I never got the whole "Jeffrey Campbell Lita" craze. Theyre ugly, they look excruciatingly uncomfortable to walk in and they make your feet look HUGE....HUGE. Im sure Ive seen them on everybody's lookbook and on so many fashion bloggers but what is it about that clunky looking gourd shoe that has everyone obsessing over it? Black, white, pink, blue, green, glitters, sparkles, ponies, rainbows.. ok you get the point, that shoe has come out in various colors and designs which are equally or more so hideous. Why Jeffrey Campbell? Why? I think they are the ugliest shoes ever..right under Uggs and Crocs. I get that they make you significantly taller and for short girls thats a big deal, I get that, Im tiny too and I grab any chance I get to wear sky high heels but even with my midget height I still wouldnt put those on. Not only are they ugly but Im not even going to go into the implications that are given with the name "Lita" nor the even creepier fact that sooo many underage girls wear this shoe. I wont go on because I could honestly rant about this FOREVER and if I keep going I'll probably get anxiety...or something. I leave you with a few pics. Ew.

I cant get the idea of animal hooves out of my head when i see them. Big.Neglected.Animal.Hooves.

The rocket boosters hidden inside this girls Litas are going to launch her into orbit at any moment.

The money spent on this persons hideous Lita collection couldve been saved and spent on something actually worth it like the Celine platforms from their spring collection. Pity.

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I leave you with the Celine platforms Im talking about so your eyes can recover. You're welcome.

Posted in ew, Jeffrey Campbell Lita, platform, ugly | 1 Comment

Puppy Love

By Beverly | Published Sunday, May 20, 2012

Im sure every little girl and boy at one point finds themselves desperately needing/wanting/crying for a puppy and/or pony. Me being guilty of all of the above end up always going to pup stores, animal shelters, (fairs and carnivals for the ponies) or just petting peoples dogs randomly on the street and risk looking like a complete dog pyscho. Mind you I'd much rather be dog obsessed than baby obsessed, I find people who get all overly excited for strangers' babies REALLY creepy.... but anyways whether its because I was too busy or my apt didnt allow dogs or someone was allergic or it was too expensive blah blah blah always something or other getting in the way of my future pup and our loving relationship. Tragic I know. That being said I still havent given up on the whole me having my own pooch. However...not having a dog hasnt stopped me from looking at dog accessories...Im gonna say thats completely normal or something. So here are just a few pics where im being a dog creeper and some cute doggie accessories.

I need/want/would die for a Frenchie ok maybe not die but still.

How cute are these Louis V collars?

These would be for PERFECT for spring & summer obviously

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And these can be for a luxe night out

I can get a bit carried away considering I dont even have a dog yet but whatever a girl can dream. Dont judge me.

Posted in Chanel, dog, dog collars, dogs, Henri Bendel, Hermes, Louis Vuitton, luxe, pets, ponies, pony, pooch, puppy, Tory Burch, vintage | Leave a comment

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By Beverly | Published Friday, May 18, 2012

I am currently obsessed with rapper Azealia Banks. Shes crude, she's cute, shes popular to boot. Ha! No but really not only can she rap her ass off she actually has a very good singing voice. Im obviously in love with her "212" song and her cover of Interpol's "Slow Hands". I love how shes so raw and in your face and doesnt give a rats ass about anyones opinion. Get it girl.